Jeebus

A word originating from the Simpsons, used in place of "Jesus." Homer is such a bad missionary that he teaches the natives on the island which he is on the wrong pronunciation of their supposed savior. So they end up screaming "Save us, Jeebus!" Also a phrase coined anew by Colleen Muldoon (Irish pride).

Colleen: "Jeeeeeeeeeeebusss!!!1" (yes, the one is in there)

by Superwells December 1, 2003

jeez-a-crackers

A German swear that is an appropriate replacement for damn, god dammit, fuck, and/or shit.

Spritzenburgh: Jeez-a-crackers, ho! You really know how to work that nigga ass!

Mo' Cheeque: Shit, Nazi, you one dirty Hitler!!

by JT mama F er! December 25, 2008

young jeezy

A female that is too young to enter into clubs and drink alcohol... Usually the source of problems because she is not legal to do anything

"I can't believe she didn't get into the club... what do we do now?"
"those young jeezys are always problems"

by eric jocky August 21, 2006

Jeebus Jeist

Jesus Christ's gay younger brother whose name is taken in vein a little less often. Usually when it is said, it's said in a gay lisp.

Jeebus Jeist, I have so much homework to do today!

by takara89 February 19, 2009

SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO

A generic term used as a synonym for "calm the fuck down."

Loser: DUDE MY MOM JUST GOT SHOT, I JUST ATE A DOG, AND I'M SEEING UNICORNS FROM ALL THE LIGHTER FLUID I DRANK.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, JUST TAKE A VICODEN.

Loser: It's really cold man, we should huddle together for warmth.
Cool Guy: SKEEZ MA GEEZ JEEZ BRO, don't be a faggot.

by herpmyderp69 February 23, 2011

Jeezum

The chocolate syrup left at the bottom of your glass.

The jeezum at the bottom of the glass of chocolate milk is the best part.

by Smoke Eater 41 December 5, 2020

jeezy fries

a phrase that is akin to the swear jesus christ but more appropriate for situations in which an attempt at sympathy is being conveyed, and connotes despair/frustration or commiseration.

Becky: My cat just puked on the paper I spent all night working on and I don't have enough ink to print off another one.

Moose: jeezy fries, that sucks...

by jm00 March 1, 2009