Jasmine

Jasmine likes to eat her poop. This is very disturbing. Once in school, she pooped on the floor, but she was too lazy to clean it up so she sat on it. This poor girl, all she wanted was some friends, but her pooped stopped her from having any. She. Had. DIHAREAH.

Jasmine is funny

by Child!!!! June 11, 2019

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Jasmine is an extremely nice person. She's the type of girl to text you when you're down, and send you a picture of a Puppy. She will most likely want to date a Josh, Tom, Richard, or a Cameron so look out for her roughish smile, boys!
She says she's ugly but really she's just plain. Her smile will light up a room though.
You have to constantly give her attention and compliments, or she starts to doubt herself.

Person 1: omg who's that, she's begging for attention from Richard!
Person 2: No, that's just because she likes him. She's usually quite shy and not very talkative.

P1: Omg her smile is so pretty! Who's that?
P2: That's jasmine, she's really funny and nice.

by Thememeskeepcoming July 9, 2019

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Jasmine is a total player/hoe. She seems genuinely kind and caring, but that's just because she's bored and wants to see if she can break your heart. Once she loses interest, she will throw you to the curb. She is hot and dangerous.

Guy1: Omg Jasmine just texted me
Guy2: Be careful man, she's toxic

by dwight_shrute April 2, 2019

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