gen jam

Generic jam band music; typically garden variety rock bands that cater to the hippie crowd, generally adhering to a long format, jam session style of music. Merging modern rock, jazz, funk, afrobeat, and many other genres, gen jam is a diluted style of music and many bands often sound similar - it may be difficult for a "square" listener to differentiate between bands. Examples would include: Phish, moe., Umphrey's McGee, O.A.R., Dave Matthews Band, The String Cheese Incident, and Widespread Panic.

Stoner 1: "Hey man, are you going to Moe tonight at the Orpheum?"

Stoner 2: "Nah, man. Gen jam is hardly worth fifty bucks at the door. I'm headed to Chicago to catch The New Deal tonight anyway."

Stoner 1: "Chill."

by stupid_hippy_al_is_a_poser March 26, 2011

jam rock

Slang name for the country of Jamica, take the jam and rock because it is an island

Paddy is from Jam rock

by Micheal Anthony Tantalo August 5, 2005

jam sandwich

Rumoured to have been invented by the Roman's during the Roman Empire, the jam sandwich is an ancient but nevertheless foolhardy snack that simply delights the local folk wich a pinch of mmmmmm. Put simply, it is earnest in its approach, if not a little dishonest.

Julius: Wanteth a jam sandwich, hmm?
Romulus: Fucketh off you monster twatteth, they taste like shitteth.
Julius: You're right, fucketh this, I'm phoning for pizza.
Romulus: Spot on you fuckingeth beauty.
Remus: What is this a fucking Unreal Tournament reunion.
Malcolm: Of course not! Try turning the safety off, loser!

by A Piece Of Poo April 24, 2006

jellyfish jam

A song so good that jellyfish will party with a yellow square dude FOR 12 HOURS

Person A: 'Man, last night was amazing'
Person B: 'Did they play the Jellyfish Jam?'
Person A: 'Yeah dude'

by IsThisHandleTaken? May 15, 2018

Tragic Jam

When your pathway through a crowded bar or club is blocked by an obscene amount of ugly guys/girls. Or if the whole damn bar is full of uglies and you just can't maneuver for shit.

I couldn't find you at the bar last night. I got stuck in a tragic jam.

by fourtwentyplus May 19, 2008

Jam Piano

Fingering a wench when she's "on"

resulting in a mess on ones hands similar to that of playing a piano with jam on the keys.

Barry: "dude she so didnt tell me, and i totally ended up playing the Jam Piano!"

by Spunk Sucker February 27, 2010

Strawberry Jam

A vagina which seems to be pink and yummy.

Friend1: She had the perfect strawberry jam I've ever tasted!
Friend2: Sheeesh! I'd like to taste that too.

by Fındıkus May 26, 2021