Not your typical Cuban.Has a small dick,unlike his middle brother.Jonathan is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet.
Girl 1:OMG Brittany Jonathan’s dick is so small!
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
Girl 2:Haha I was actually gonna fuck him,what a loser.
by Maria&Mateo November 22, 2018
Get the Jonathanmug. by bangingyourdaughter May 30, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is the most homosexual man you will ever meet, he will act straight but he is actually a homosexual. He is also into BDSM and likes to have sex with transgenders without tits
by Not president April 24, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. by Dickin you down October 11, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. Jonathan is a very bi polar person who gets mad when someone doesn't agree with them and gets super jealous. This particular person tends to not have alot of friends bc they talk to much. and don't gorget they are super toxic.
tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off
by Yourtypicalbluesmerf September 14, 2020
Get the Jonathanmug. Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc
Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
by Lets go3443 December 12, 2016
Get the Jonathanmug. by Bagelore September 1, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug.