Hey Bob, Did you see Hilary Swank on the Oscar's Show last night in that low-cut see-through dress?? Man, she's got huge beautiful Mogambos!!! I can't believe that she had that 'closet rack' in the movie 'Boys Don't Cry'! I'm so happy to see that 'they' finally came out! Those titties are truly 'Million Dollar Babies'!!
by Florida Sunshine November 10, 2009
A male who appears to be friendly but turns out to be a massive asshole when you really get to know him
by fooddetector December 14, 2014
A co-worker that lures you in to thinking that mediocrity is commonplace at the office. Just when you think you are both on the same page he or she will make look bad by putting together elite spreadsheets, cutting edge PowerPoints, and insightful talking points at meetings.
John: Where is Lindsay? She normally takes a 2 hour lunch with us?
Jim: Oh you didn't know? Turns out she is a closet overachiever.
Jim: Oh you didn't know? Turns out she is a closet overachiever.
by TR DUDE November 21, 2013
Hey bro, I don't go down like that. I go down like this. Come on man, don't you have a wife and kids? Yes, it's not like I'm gay, I'm just closet straight.
by Chef boy ar Gee December 31, 2014
a hilarious phrase that quackity made when he was doing his "awful furry discord servers" video on youtube.
by God 0f hyperdeath February 24, 2019
A girl who appears to be very nice and friendly but is secretly extremely hateful and dislikes everyone whom she pretends to be nice to.
Austin was convinced Anna was an angel until she slapped him in the face for no apparent reason, that's when he realized she was a closet bitch
by barrettday69 March 16, 2010
I'm out of the 'Corrie Closet'
by Simon H from Canada March 29, 2011