Harris

A retarded retard who thinks he's funny but he isn't...which is quite embarrassing. Most of the time he stays indoors, but once in a blue moon his two retard spastic idiot mates will pick him up and go to micky ballsacks. He is also a homosexual faggot who likes suckin of streetwalkers. his hair follicles are very demented, he smells like a retard dickhead and he eats food.

Pete: "Yo look at that guy over there, he probs thinks he's funny."
Jai: "Yeh, he looks like the type of guy to suck off a streetwalker imo."
Theo: "He probably smells like a retard dickhead too."
Adam: "I agree completely! what a fucking retard...He is most likely a Harris."

by MikeSebastion October 29, 2018

Harris

The sort of cunty person who would go around to his ex’s house to play Mario kart but then cheats on you and moves on 3 months later.

Don’t do a harris, you’ll be the ultimate fuck up.

by M..a. September 16, 2018

HARRY

A guy who loves to party. He likes football and it’s british. Loves to play Fortnite and loves getting into fights. Harry also is funny and definitely not smart

Bob: Weres Harry
Sandra:In that fight over there
Harry: Kim John un is my brother
Police: Your under arrest for underage drinking
Bob: How much to bail him out.
Sandra:£2.50 and a packet of quavers

by MR.DEFULT September 27, 2018

Harry

Harry. harry is so fucking hot. he's so cute too. his friends are goofy and mean. he loves Lego's and Minecraft. he's amazing. whenever he does anything I smile. whenever I see a photo of him I blush and smile. i just want to be with him forever.

''im gonna marry harry'' ''dawg why'' ''hes so wonderful''

by Toast;) December 31, 2022

Harry

in real life, he may act nice. HOWEVER, THAT IS JUST A FACADE... WHEN HARRY GOES HOME, HE JUMPS ON DISCORD AND BULLIES PEOPLE. BUT NONETHELESS, HE HAS A SOFT SPOT FOR ZYMY, HIS BELOVED SLEEPING BEAUTY.

Harry: haha take that!
Zymy: that's not nice! you really are the meanest. >:(
Harry: i'm sorry! i didn't mean to hurt your feelings...

by krathen March 27, 2022

Harry

Harry is a brave man with courage and honor. When you first meet him he is very shy, but when you get to know him, he is very gentle and romantic.

Harry is a brave man.

by OofxOcean October 18, 2019

Harris

A complete moron with no friends. Struggles with everything and gets beat up a lot. If they get a friend nothing will happen because it's impossible for a Harris to get friends.

"Bruh look it's Harris, what a loser"

by H@rris2006 October 24, 2019