Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.

You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.

by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021

Hens

A Hens is the typical plastic fan. One season he supports Leicester, the other he will be a United fan out of the blue. A Hens can be recognised by the fact that he isn't loyal and supports a new football club every season based on their perfomances in the first couple of games. A real Hens will also deny that he ever supported an other club.

-Wait wasn't that guy a Liverpool fan?
*Yes indeed, but now he is a United fan, cause they started well this season...
-Wow, what a snake, he's such a Hens!

by Clochelny August 19, 2017

Hen

A logical way of saying “now” so the words “when” and “then” are consistent with the words “where”, “there”, and “here”.

I’m going to the store right hen.

by awmm December 19, 2018

Roosters in the hen house

Straight men at a lesbian bar

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house

by llameboy July 6, 2018

Hen

A pal who is sound as fuck. Also commonly used in Scottish slang to describe a female.

"Do you know Iona Hall?"
"She's an absolute hen."

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

Hen&Jer

the two realist people, if they are a hen&jer you better keep them in ya life!

Bro they found their hen&jer! Lucky ducks!

by CodenameJericho September 25, 2018

Hen tie

A type of horny clip with naked anime ladies

Piglet pinchers find a room full of hen tie.

by Jsospofi January 19, 2023