Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye

Leaving or turning of your computer without any warning.
Knut: "....."
"discord disconnect noise"
(This is a Knut Giske Skjong Goodbye)
by Tob03 April 10, 2023
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Kris-Goodbye

Like an Irish goodbye, but you do it at your own house while having people over.
Man you pulled a Kris-Goodbye again last night!
by DizzyD January 27, 2024
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thompson goodbye

When you're trying to leave an event and the hosts come out to talk to you for another 20 to 68 minutes in the driveway.

See also: When your dad leans against your external car door and holds your attention for an hour.

See also: Leaning into car window whilst driver slowly backs out, inch by inch.
Sentence: "I'm an hour late home as my parents engaged me in a Thompson goodbye"

CODE: "Don't lean on their car window, dear."
by Ms. JGT November 13, 2023
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Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving
I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.
by Lolyougoogledthis December 02, 2024
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Brazilian goodbye

Similar to the “Irish goodbye” but in addition to leaving the party without saying goodbye you also call the cops on the party
Fuck those guys. Time to hit the Brazilian goodbye
by Farkus dee March 28, 2024
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Spartan Goodbye

When you tell people you are leaving but two hours later you are still hanging out with everyone
Didn't Joe say he was leaving, yeah he is pulling a Spartan Goodbye
by Chance021993 December 16, 2023
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Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
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