A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.
Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:
- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:
- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."
by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023
Get the A Real Gentlemanmug. by Daniel.Crag October 6, 2017
Get the Gentlemans linemug. A classic masturbatory situation in which you find yourself dressed in your finest suit, top hat and monocle, with member in hand. Additionally you'll have your favorite handkerchief folded perfectly on your right and a bottle of the finest lube on your left. When the moment of climax has been reached, you'll simply release into the handkerchief and exclaim, "that was capital old chap!"
James: On morrow's eve, I'm going to court Martha and afterward I do believe I may release into her bone box.
Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?
James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
Rob: Jesus man, and what if Martha gives ya the ol' fimble-famble?
James: Well then good sir, I believe I'll retire to my quarters and give myself a Gentleman's Tug.
by Robolunius Maximus January 28, 2014
Get the Gentleman's Tugmug. A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.
Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.
by jfaceman April 28, 2016
Get the Gentleman's Splashmug. A man who is obsessed with masculine fashion and very particular about clothing and accessories including a level of brand awareness traditionally associated with women.
by Dave Nalle January 5, 2018
Get the Le Gentlemanmug. A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.
This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.
Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).
This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.
Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).
Guy: Man, I have to head home.
Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?
Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel
Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.
Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?
Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel
Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.
by agent007ppk May 10, 2014
Get the Gentleman Towelmug. An unwritten agreement between a group of people (usually friends playing a game) to not do something extremely dickish or unfair, no matter how tempting or obvious it may be.
A famous example of a gentleman's agreement is when players would always agree to not use Oddjob in Goldeneye N64, and no one would object.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022
Get the Gentleman's Agreementmug.