Gentleman's Dessert

Drinking a monster energy while smoking a cigarette after supper and before a night of getting rowdy and dangerous

Thinking of slamming a gentleman's dessert before I go spray paint the old bread factory

by Crabwell April 17, 2019

Le Gentleman

A man who is obsessed with masculine fashion and very particular about clothing and accessories including a level of brand awareness traditionally associated with women.

Shopping at Daniel Cremieux allowed him to be a complete Le Gentleman

by Dave Nalle January 5, 2018

Gentlemans line

A big fat juicy line of cocaine.

We did gentlemans lines all night and spent over a thousand dollars on whores

by Daniel.Crag October 6, 2017

Gentleman's Splash

A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.

Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.

by jfaceman April 28, 2016

second gentleman

Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.

She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.

by NickM808 January 28, 2021

Gentleman's Lullaby

Masturbating until one falls asleep.
Using masturbation as a sleep aid.

I couldn't sleep because I was worried about finals so I performed the gentleman's lullaby and nodded right off.

by furter9b October 30, 2011

A Real Gentleman

A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.

Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:

- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman

"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."

by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023