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Garrett

A garret is a guy that knows every word to every Marshall mathers song, goes by name “slim toothpick”. Like long walks in the park, smelling farts and black guys.

Favorite movie: black cock down
Often enjoys masturbating 7 times a day
by Garrettisgay2 June 2, 2018
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Quarter Black Garrett

One who is often self-aware of the likes of others but dismisses them for the sanctity of being genuine. Will find anyone who dismisses honest approach and will put his hands for free on facebook market to anyone who thinks they can outshine him at being Wolverine in the modern world.
"That man is such a Quarter Black Garrett and now I am wet."
by BroSquared April 5, 2022
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Garrett

Only one in the world. garrett is a male who has a big dik. like not exaggerating, and a good fuck, . but thats not the only fuck hes good at , also mind fucking.

He also Has a juvie who will hurt you if your too friendly with himm. overall garrett is a ass whole but the best asswhole ive met.
garrett “les fuck”
(pants down)
juvie “woah thats .. woah 🔞😍”
by bhadhoe December 18, 2023
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Garrett

He sucks at brawlhalla and sucks at iMessage basketball 😬😂
by igbaddiefrom613 October 14, 2019
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Garrett Kittley

bro he's Garrett Kittley
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Garrett

A term used in conversation that is interpreted from the listen to make out what it means.
I lost the football game that is so garrett.
Garrett meaning in this sentence unfortunate.
by HawkcheekzOP September 14, 2025
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Garrett

A name nobody fucking spells right.
"Hey Garret."

"Hey" - a very disappointed Garrett
by Garetholomew Meowster January 10, 2023
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