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Guildford Flames

professional english hockey team who are based off the calgary flames in the NHL, they have a really good chance of winning the championship this year and they play home games at the all famous guildford spectrum
who do you reckon is winning it this year

belfast giants?
no dont be a daft prick

guildford flames of course
by big fat tubby February 9, 2023
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Stuart Flamethrower

When someone drinks 4 glasses of chocolate milk while lactose intolerant and eats spicy food immediately after
“Yo did you see Charlie over there? He’s becoming a Stuart Flamethrower
by Funny Haha words March 10, 2023
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The flamethrower

Before nutting, you dip your dick in a bottle of hot sauce, and then proceed to nut all over. Works best if lands of the others, specially in the face.
I love it when my boyfriend does the flamethrower, it adds spice into the relationship
by H3fty.. July 12, 2023
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Brown Flamethrower

Uncontrollable diarrhea that shoots out of your ass after eating very spicy food to the point where your anus hurts and becomes painful to walk afterwards.
Did you just see Nate run to the bathroom?
Yea…. He’s about to have the brown flamethrower experience after that lamb vindaloo.
by BigPapiDiaz21121 July 31, 2023
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Brown Flamethrower

Uncontrollable diarrhea after eating very spicy food to the point where it feels like fire shooting out of your asshole and is more than likely very painful to walk after completion
Me: Did you all just see that guy run to the bathroom?
Friend: Yea, he had lamb vindaloo earlier and now he is going to have the brown flamethrower experience.
by BigPapiDiaz21121 July 31, 2023
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John Flamsteed

A school is Denby, Derbyshire. As of 2023 (these r my personal ops btw) the best TA is defo Mrs Cortez-Lopez (she’s Guatemalan). Best teacher??? Hmmm…
Male:Mr Scott-Blore. He teaches computing, is a total ginger, and just really good at his job. Very fun/not boring when he teaches. Also, I’m one of his fave students so… 😁😁
Female:Miss Faulding (Maths) or Miss Grace (English) Miss Faulding was my head of year when I was in year 7. She’s amazing. Really sweet and you could trust her with any problem. Miss Grace was my Year 7 English teacher, and, because I’m aiming for a career involving English like journalism or writing (she didn’t know that but I seriously showed it in her lessons she was really supportive. Also, just very down to Earth, and friendly. She makes class really fun as wel, so we actually remember what we’re being taught.

So Yh. If u fancy coming to JFCS (the last 2 letters stand for community school, and if u can’t guess the first two, then don’t come here. We don’t teach dum@asses) then consider it. It’s good, as far as secondary schools go. Ryan for reading, I’ve got school today. Double history with a new teacher who’s supposed to be sh!t. Lord have mercy. Luv y’all! Oh and, if u were wondering, John Flamsteed was an astronomer from Derbyshire. Specifically Denby. So the school (and surrounding areas) are named after him: have links to his name.

Have great day (or better ones than me!)
Tessla_xtlgx_03
“I go to John Flamsteed Community School!”

“Oh what’s it like there?”
“Ok, it’s not clean. No secondary school is. There are flaws. But we always work hard to fix them. The level of education is great. Lessons and their structures, are all edited constantly to improve the understanding of certain topics. Google us.”
“I will do”
“That’s great! Have an amazing day you lovely human being!
“Bye!!”
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by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 14, 2023
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Heats Flamesman

A small flame-headed monster in Undertale's Hotland that asks you to remember his name.
Heh. I'm Heats Flamesman. Remember my name!
by Silly_Dr.Pepper January 19, 2024
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