adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"
While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe
by henryb August 02, 2006
When a circumstance such as a forgotten deadline or apathetic apartment management causes you to need to roam the streets in search of a wi-fi signal to work on projects or assignments.
a) Fuck! I forgot that I needed to submit that rough draft by noon! I'm going to have to ditch class to sit outside the coffee shop with my computer being a wi-fi hobo.
b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(
b) If my apartment doesn't have the internet working by tomorrow, I'm going to choke a baby, or at least call my dad's lawyer and start a breach of contract suit. Until then, I'm stuck being a wi-fi hobo. :'-(
by squareforceone September 10, 2009
by A Germ July 27, 2006
The most over-hyped car audio company known to mankind. A company that is run by a bunch of Pussy Ass Bitches, and makes some of the worst sounding subwoofers known to mankind. A companies whos products dominate the used for sale section due to their poor quality.
Person 1: My subwoofer sounds like a middle aged man taking a shit.
Person 2: Ohhh, you must have purchased a sub from FI Audio!
Person 2: Ohhh, you must have purchased a sub from FI Audio!
by aaron aka Denim August 10, 2007
During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.
by A Germ July 27, 2006
ebonic term for a long time, usually for an estimation but in general is just used as an exaggeration of time spent.
by Random rabbi September 27, 2011
a freeway in los angeles, stretching from irvine to near san fernando. used to transport a high volume of los angeles citizens, including but not limited to business men and women, government officials, bat wielding blue collar "criminals", baby daddys, and common coffee shop workers who sell ecstacy on the side. known to be heavily populated during "rush hour" peaks and notorious for its sometimes uneven terrain, which can cause car malfunctions.
"tell me why im drivin on the fo-oh-fi, my hood fly up, cracks my windshield!"
"i dont know why. were you high?"
"bitch, you know i don't smoke til i get to work!"
"i dont know why. were you high?"
"bitch, you know i don't smoke til i get to work!"
by janet_renee July 30, 2009