Elliot Hasler is the type of guy who is always the last to get a joke, but always the first to make one. He has a wicked sense of humour, loves all his friends like nothing else, and although not naturally popular, likes to have a close group of friends who he shares everything with, the latest joke, chocolate, food, his opinions, and all those weird facts that he always seems to know. Elliot Hasler is really creative, has a great imagination, and although he may come across as weird or strange at first, it’s just who he is, and anyone who knows him well grows to love him for it. He is a total book-worm, and can come across as a bit nerdy, but Elliot Hasler is completely loyal to his friends, and hates anyone who hurts him, his family, or his friends. He has a heart of gold, but always seems to have the worst luck with girls, always getting turned down or just straight-up ignored, but Elliot Hasler always shrugs it off, and he can always turn people’s frowns upside-down. An Elliot Hasler is an amazing person, and anyone who used to know one has regretted letting him go, and those who still do know one have no intention of letting him go. If you have any sense, you will enjoy being with him and the person that he is, and you will never, EVER, forget him.
Person 1: Hey, isn’t the new kid a bit weird?
Person 2: Maybe, but if we’re lucky, he’ll turn out to be an Elliot Hasler.
Person 2: Maybe, but if we’re lucky, he’ll turn out to be an Elliot Hasler.
by The_population_of_the _earth November 23, 2020
Get the Elliot Haslermug. 
A tragicomical specimen of Homo dumbassicus, characterized by an unparalleled deficiency in cognitive function and an evolutionary regression to single-celled decision-making. Often observed exhibiting behaviors such as chronic incompetence, a baffling lack of self-awareness, and an insatiable urge to be a perpetual bitchicus irritans (24/7 subspecies).
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
"Bro tried to microwave his phone to 'charge it faster'—total Elliot move."
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
by FizzleSnork June 1, 2025
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by Ilovedanielle27378 October 27, 2022
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“Woah woah woah there is that Sullivan ?!?!”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
“Who is that I have no idea who even that is but she seems like the Elliot smith number one fan !”
by Sodaisnooodal March 14, 2024
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