Elbow Jack

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.

Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants

In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: Paul & J.D Sanghera.

I love the creators of the Elbow Jack.

by Big Black Paul June 8, 2009

IHOP Elbow

the syrup induced stickiness which results from placing your elbow on the table at an IHOP, Denny's, or any other restaurant that serves pancakes to children.

I always have to roll up my sleeves before sitting down; otherwise I end up with IHOP elbow.

by BJ33196 June 29, 2010

Elbow that Bitch

Focusing on another participants elbow in order to perfect a "High Five" when excited or proclaiming gratification for some event, happening, comment or opinion.

Focusing on the elbow will ensure a perfect High Five.

Friend puts on a Foreigner song. "Dude, I love Foreigner too!" Raises hand in the air. "Elbow that Bitch!" Followed by a perfect High Five.

by bduck October 20, 2008

Monkey's Elbow

The ultimate compliment

The best, the funniest, the greatest, the most awesome

Bee's knees got nothing on the monkey's elbow.

I will be happy forever because Mr. Potato is the Monkey’s Elbow.

by You'reShmoopy October 8, 2009

Girl Elbow

When girls have the type of elbow, that when straightened bends inward, and when they place their palms down, they can twist their arms around in a circle. It also makes them look much more girly.

"Look at that girl straighten her arm. She has girl elbow"

by Moo Moo Johnson July 24, 2007

Elbow dance

This is a dance that consists in the pumping of one's fists up and down in the air (rotating the right and left) while sticking one's elbows out.
This dance is also known as the "Tommy Dance" or "Throwin' Bows".

Tommy got on stage and did the elbow dance.

by Tommy78 September 5, 2006

Elbow Patch

Stimulating a penis with the lubricated crease of one's elbow to the point of ejaculation.

Since Suzy has no hands so she had to give me an elbow patch to get me off.

by Pedro is a Perv April 12, 2011