Dutched

When you are having a conversation with a person from the Netherlands, a Dutch person, and for no apparant reason he pulls out his genitalia.

Bro that dude just dutched me, it was nasty!

by v3 all the way July 15, 2010

dousche box

(adj.) exclamatory. refers to someone who prefers the prick-wad and/or "cunt-faced motherfucker" approach to life. Similar to a dousche bag, but more rigid. Refers to someone who deserves a swift stabbing in the throat. (often complimented with a following "motherfucker")

john: "that dousche box motherfucker just threw a carrot stick at me!"

pepe: "what a motherfucking dousche box."

by john decoursizzle October 15, 2005

Duschebags

duschebags : dush-e-bags From the german word dusche meaning 'to have a shower.' A premade "shower bag" that you quickly throw over your head. Complete with powder shampoo, conditioner, and don't forget..soap. Perfect for those days when, well, ya just smell like shit.

"Fuck it man, just hand me one of those duschebags, I aint gettin up."

by kelseydakilla November 29, 2012

dushebag

some fag u hate or an old fashon tampon

dushebags wear holster

by David Ay June 22, 2007

duchebrew

A man of the Jewish persuasion that also happens to be a douchebag.

The rabbi that kept making stupid Pollack jokes in front of his congregation was a total duchebrew.

by enderkcmo December 10, 2008

duschberry

the red lumpy, berrylike chunks that goos out after one dusches.

sally had several duschberrys in the tub and on her leg,when she was done dusching.

by forrest e. February 13, 2008

duschbox

(pronounced doosh-box)

A computer that contains a processor barely good enough to sustain even the simplest of programs. They most commonly run at speeds no greater than the slowest of duschboxes. Often conserves power by randomly shutting its self off, and is frequently mistaken for heavy construction.

1. "Dude don't open MSN.. Limewire's still running..You'll fuck up my Duschbox."

2. Aaron: "Hey man, why'd you log off?"
Sam: "Aw sorry bro.. My um, uhh.. well.. err.. My sistah
pulled the plug."
Aaron: "Hmm.. yeah sure... Don't be blaming your sister for your fucked up duschbox!"

3. Mother: "TURN OFF THAT COMPUTER, AND GO TO BED!!"
Son: "I did"
Mother: "OH, DON'T YOU BULLSHIT ME.. I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING DUSCHBOX FROM UP HERE!!"

by Halpin Productions November 22, 2007