Distance Junkie

A person who has been in two or more long-distance relationships and just continues to get themselves into more. A distance junkie also gets themselves into relationships of mutual friends of their last long distance relationship, or from the same geographical location as the last one.

"Ok, so his friend is soooo hot"
"Wait--isn't he friends with your ex, and also live far away?"
"Yeah, but he's still hot."
"Ugh, you're such a Distance Junkie..."

by Sarah Shneider October 24, 2012

Distance looks

-when someone is looking good from a distance.

-dude, that girl totally had the distance looks, but was ugly close up.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

distancer

the one who zoom something. if you zoom a something, the sub parts of the thing will distance each other.

as a distancer, could you please explain the difference between the words tall and high.

by DISTANCER July 7, 2017

Distance-brain

A word describing the part of a human brain which calculates distances in social situations. An example is someone missing the "Distance-brain". They might not know how close or how far they should walk to other people.

Guy 1 doesn't have the "Distance-brain" and walks into the guy in front.
Guy 2 "Wtf!!! Are you missing your distance-brain or something?"

by Jjadfi August 23, 2017

distance discord

The greatest discord on the planet

Bro this distance discord is DOPEEEE

by Sexy Billy October 25, 2017

Distancer

A person who social distances.

You can’t get within six feet of him. He’s a social distancer.

by FiercelyPetite April 1, 2020

distanceism

something audrey does because she doesn’t love me, pls babe i’m begging u one more chance

“olivia is my favourite girlfriend”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”

-“that’s distanceism”

by audreysfavegf February 26, 2022