Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
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hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?
sure but i dont have cab fare
that's ok it's wobbling distance
sure but i dont have cab fare
that's ok it's wobbling distance
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Get the internipplary distance mug.When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.
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Get the internipplary distance mug.the distance required to render your other party's Second Life avatar inside your augmented reality glasses.
"Please excuse me. I didn't realise you were an eight foot tall fairy elf princess because I wasn't practicing the proper social distancing."
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Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.
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