dio gentilissimo

‘dio gentilissimo’ is a particular Italian expression, often used to avoid a blasphemy and keep emphasizing the name of god, hailing him as very kind.
It’s the link between the blasphemy and the prayer.

-Ma sto tizio ha fatto 3 tiri, io 25 e sta a vince, Dio Gentilissimo!
-Dio Gentilissimo, FIFA fa schifo!

by 5cal April 9, 2018

Dio Christ

Jesus Christ but it’s Dio from Jojo.

Friend: “So do you believe in Jesus Christ?”
Me: “No. I believe in Dio Christ.” (KONO DIO DA)

by ~Purple-Panta~ March 29, 2022

Dio negro

Dio negro is an Italian expression used when dealing with a difficult task or situation. It litteraly means "Nigger God".

Ma dove cazzo stiamo Dio Negro (Where the fuck did we end up Nigger God)

Che poppe Dio Negro (What a pair of tits Nigger God)

Entra nel bus Dio Negro! (Get on the bus Nigger God)

Sei proprio un coglione Dio Negro (You really are a moron Nigger God)

by panka July 14, 2023

randy vergel de dios

half eboy half john b

hes such a randy vergel de dios

by lberry December 22, 2020

dio cane

literally in english “god dog” best blasfemy ever

“dio cane hai rotto il cazzo”

by ildioporcazz April 17, 2022

PORCO DE DIO

we shout every time something goes wrong, in particular it is a typical Venetian greeting, which is done in church by exchanging a sign of peace particular is the use made of it by the Roma fans, against the Feyenoord fans by shouting from the steps a curse that accompanies the famous theme song. typical blasphemy of the antichrist (Breakfast of the Porco de dio) to be used in the presence of multicolored brucciacchiati (protagonists of IL DORIANO A GAS)

"DAI PORCO DIO! PUTTANA LA MADONNA! DIO MERDA SCUOIATO!"
" PORCO DE DIOOOOOOOOO, AAAAAA AAAAAA"
"E LA SANDORIA NON C'È PIÙ PORCO DIO PORCO DIO!

by DIO TOSSICO February 21, 2024

DIO COBRA

An Italian blasphemy used in really rare cases of extreme hurting or when dealing with serious problems. It literally means "God is a Kobra". It's usually screamed, making the actual words longer than they were supposed to be.

Dio Cobra's using Examples:
1-"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, I carramba hanno imboccato!"
"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, the police came!"
2-"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, me so rotto er dito, Dio canagliaaaaaa!"
"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, I broke my finger, Dio canagliaaaaaaaa!"

by DioSporco February 20, 2017