dingleberries 

A dingleberry is a peice of shit that doesn't know how to swim so she hangs onto your anal hairs for her life while you are pushing Mr. Brown. Dingleberries plural for dingleberry.

I was wiping my ass the other day, and OUCH!! i just ripped off my favorite dingleberry!

dingleberries by Ceyhan August 27, 2004

Dingleberry Bob 

1-noun. A competition in which contestants bob for dingleberries (similar to bobbing for apples). This involves multiple men/women licking one man/womans asshole in hopes of coming out with the most dingleberries.

2-adj. An derogatory name used to poke fun of those who may be smaller, rounder, slower, and/or smellier than the norm. Most commonly used for victims named Bob, Rob, Robert etc.

1- "Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for our 58th annual Dingleberry Bob! Competitors, please approach your assigned asshole."

2- "Oh shit, Dingleberry Bob is in the house tonight."

Dingleberry Bob by underwatrdrummr September 1, 2011

dingleberries 

A stinky nugget of dried shit that gets glued to your butthole pubes

Mrs. Manson has a lot of dingleberries

dingleberries by Cuntwaffle October 28, 2009

dingleberry 

a festuring smouder of anal dreads that are formed from sloppy droppings that decend from ones anal cavity and clings to ones ring pubis.

dingle smell single smell dingle through my fray.. oh what fun it is to tug on my back yards ropey clay.

dingleberry by dans May 2, 2003

Dingleberry Picking

The picking of arse hairs and fiddling with them while bored.

Joshua was watching TV with his brother and started dingleberry picking.

Dingleberry Picking by Jackbradley1994 March 1, 2011

dingleberry 

An ass-booger that makes for great rolling and flicking, having a characteristically rubbery clay-like texture due to being largely made up of fecal matter.

While watching TV, I enjoy the simultaneous pastime of plucking the dingleberry, or 'dingle' from my rectal ring, often time plucking the pubic follicle along with it. After the decadent act of flicking it on the carpet, the reward is that you can smell your finger for quite sometime afterwards, relishing the memory, and anticipating the next dingle.

"Stinky, the poop man, was a smelly runny soul, with a brown top hat, and a turd-nose, and two eyes made out of dingle"

dingleberry by Cab Callaway January 3, 2006

dingleberry shotgun 

The act of blasting a dirty fart at someone, and peppering them with dingleberries.
Dingleberry shotgun execution style = a direct blast to the head or face. For best effect, be sure to remove any underwear

Last night while my brother was sleeping, I got him with a dingleberry shotgun execution style. I actually think some of the berries when down his throat!!!

dingleberry shotgun by mojo4shoho April 10, 2009