1a. Gymnastics like aquatic sport, most participants are of Asian decent. Becuase they are the shit at diving.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
1b. Throwing yourself involentarially off of high platforms and contemplating why the whole way down.
2a. A sport mostly associated with swimming, but the only simalarity is the water.
2b. A sport that, like swimming, requires you to paractice more than once a day at the most obsurd and early hours of the morning.
3. Most swimmers are jealous of divers because they are more graceful and their practices have more meaning than swimming practice.
swimmer: What time do you have diving practice this afternoon?
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
diver: 2pm just like you.
2 and a half hours later after practice...
diver:How was your diving practice?
swimmer: barrying myself alive would have been more fun! How was yours?
diver: our practice was cancelled to give us more rest.
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