A. One's best friend who is a girl.
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
B. A very silly and bubbly girl
C. A german Squid
d. An exclamation of silliness
by Der Bobby December 13, 2010
Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 26, 2023
the very best beer drinkers and weed smokers. they love having a beer and they are really weird and awkward. but incredibly handsome. everyone loves them...
by i like licking pokeballs July 31, 2017
an excritiatingly painful moan uttered whenever an incredibly stupid course of action has been taken.
by johnny mogas May 08, 2003
the racoon demigod of the trash can. fell from heaven known as a landfill to understand the ways of the trash and cans. Probably has a higher Iq than you lol. He can read write and draw and will give you a lemon in exchange for an orange.
by Eliteperkele February 07, 2023
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