Dalton

A dalton has a incredibly microscopic penis and he Loves to show it. His favorite word is notlad because hes a loser and he is dating a herpes guy named Craig Burnett.
"Oi dalton ye faggot"
"wot"
"talk shit get hit"
r/wooooooosh
by IcePoseidon666666666 August 23, 2018
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Dalton is a amazing smart man who is always there for you and gives amazing hugs Dalton is very strong but also sassy omg he is so sassy but he will be there for you no matter what he is only one call away always but he can be hard headed at times and isnt good with time management but thats okay because he is funny and is someone you can just be around for hours without even saying a word Dalton has beautiful blue eyes and perfect eyebrows same as his nose and he is just so handsome and kind if you ever have a dalton in your life dont hurt him he has been through enough be there for him he needs it (dont fuck him over he wont forgive you)
oh look theres dalton
by FallenAngel69 November 22, 2023
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dalton is a liar, a hacker in the video game genre, a drug addicted bungus, and a rust roleplayer.
dude youre being a dalton
by blakesmittty December 06, 2018
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Has a small penis but has a huge forehead.

Flaccid half an inch. Hard hive or take 2. Has glasses and is gay. Like to frick men while they are peeing in the urinal. What’s not to love.❤️
Damn it. I’m takin a piss and Dalton walked in.”
by Hehrhenxosjwj November 18, 2019
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A piece of shit. Not a good boyfriend and can't handle weed. Would join a cult.
Your boyfriend is named dalton you need to breakup with him before he makes you join a cult.
by Gail42069 February 21, 2022
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A guy who only wants to be with men.
Dalton: Is that a guy, I think I'm getting turned on!
by Dolts April 26, 2022
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A bad person who embarrass you in front of everyone and he likes to jump on the trampoline. He is a whore. He is awful at I message games and makes fun of you
*has blue hair*

Dalton: HAHAHA SONIC
by Ccool February 21, 2020
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