The definite article

1. Fancy schmancy word your high school english teacher used (or uses) for the.

<Teacher>: Now do any of you remember what the definite article is?
<Student 1>: I don't fucking need to learn any of this fucking bullshit I'm droppin’ english next year!
<Teacher>: After-school detention sir.
<Student 1>: FUUUUUUUCK

by Slang Grammar Nazi May 25, 2018

This Is Definitely Me

A phrase used to describe a very obvious thing about yourself to annoy people around you

Hey guys, this is definitely me when I’m sitting down on the couch.

by Rumple Bumpkin July 20, 2020

demon definition

A hidden definition of any word, which usually involves explicit material, rudeness, and overall negativity. "The devil's definitions."

John: What's the demon definition of the word cute?
Dave: I'd rather not say.

by EN Choel September 30, 2020

definitely noise

meaning that whatever song-like-thing just happened definitely was not good at all, so like “that was definitely something” that somthing being noise. you don’t really know what just happened but there was noise happening.

*friend finishes singing terribly* “uhm that was definitely noise”

by myskinispaler October 8, 2020

Definition detention

The name for when it's takes more than 2 days for you to get an email about your definition, usually causing lots of stress on the definer.

Oh God man! It's definition detention.

by Code_Maker February 18, 2018

Circular Definition

A definition that refers (mostly directly) to itself or the thing it is defining, sometimes being used to avoid giving a proper definition.

A circular definition is a definition which is circular.

by SecondBlackjack March 10, 2017

legit definition

Something which never happens here

A: "Dude, i just found a legit definition on urbandictionary.com"
B: "Good Joke"

by WhyWasMyHandleTaken October 21, 2021