croissant ass

Where an individual who is wearing tight pants and full briefs gives the illusion of having the folds of a croissant on their backside.
Usually larger individuals with spray on denim are culprits of this crime.

Walking along at your local shopping centre you spot a lady waddling along.
You nudge your friend in the arm and say "look at the croissant ass on her!"
Your friend will then gasp in terror.

by David P January 29, 2005

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crossing the bridge

A way to describe how high an individual is or will be after smoking weed or taking shrooms and or acid.

1) Dude, I've smoked soo much I feel like I'm crossing the bridge man.
2) Man I haven't smoked in a minute, can't wait to cross the bridge tonight.

by Yaboiben November 6, 2015

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Crossfit

The capacity to endure severe physical pain for set periods of time. Some may find this addictive.

His back ached. His legs ached. His arms ached. He could barely get out of bed his abs were so sore. And yet, he couldn't stop thinking about the next crossfit class.

by AthleticSaffa December 1, 2020

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crossfit

An exercise regimen enjoyed by Midwestern gorilla juice heads most named Tony

Most notable crossfit Tonys including crossfit tony:

*i have a dream tony
*gorilla juice head tony
*vagina tony
*crossfit tony
*hawaii tony
*pilot tony

Let's grab hawaii Tony and do some thrusters for the crossfit wod!

by Crossfit Tony August 14, 2010

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croissant

1)where a woman lies in the fetal position and then male fucks her
2)a hairy french girl,jizzing on top of a crissant in which she eats at a later time

She layed there looking like a croissant while her boyfriend fucked her for 3 minutes.

by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006

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