Cosmic Douma

the most retarded kid the world has ever seen

Cosmic Douma likes to rape kids

by sneakay :3 April 30, 2023

cosmic brownie core

only the best tiktok account for Little Debbie’s cosmic brownies ever. includes a png of a cosmic brownie in front of beautiful backgrounds with beautiful music. has over 37k+ followers as of august 2023.

Did you see the new TikTok cosmic brownie core posted?

by sultryjellyfish August 14, 2023

Cosmic Rape

When you are being pegged in the ass at light speeds, or large fractions thereof.

“”Did you hear what happened to Josh? He was fucked at 1/10 the speed of light!”
“Damn, that’s Cosmic Rape. He must’ve been seeing stars!”

by DarthNBL September 15, 2023

cosmic quickie

The act or thought of having sexual intercourse with one's parental figure in an outer-earthly plane.

Landan had the idea of a cosmic quickie towards Jess' mum

by Ronald Dodger July 30, 2022

Cosmic

Relating to an individual who is physically and romantically attracted to people they can never have a relationship with. (Eg- Celebrities, Fictional characters etc.)

A: Oh hey are you still hung up on that Jace guy?
B: Being cosmic ain't no joke.

by wordfinder97 August 2, 2022

Cosmic Wealth

Its when you got so much money that its cosmic like its outta this world so much cant even keep it in the bank (so much money you cant handle

Kev: Im tryna get that cosmic wealth
Dave: what the fuck is that

by Rich youngin April 21, 2022

Cosmic overload

The eerie feeling of every existential experience known to man and consciousness all at once

Bro I took like 5 g of mushrooms and begin to experience cosmic overload.

by TheHomieLettuce January 1, 2022