dirty coconut

a racial term used to describe a person of hawaiian decent, due to the large number of coconuts in hawaii

lupin the third called him a dirty coconut!!!!!!!!

by usmarine101 May 2, 2006

Coconut Custard

A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.

It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.

I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.

My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.

I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.

by crunkjesus October 7, 2009

Coconut Climber

A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.

Them damn Coconut Climbers keep sitting around doin' nuttin! Lazy shits!

by LlamaGenocide April 9, 2011

coconut pie

An men who likes dick

Example: Jensen Ackles says he favorite pie is coconut pie that means he likes dick

by Penguin Hunter July 25, 2017

Coconut Head

Someone who has a head that resembles a coconut, particularly due to their hair.

1. Jeon Jungkook from BTS has a coconut head.
2. The guy that she met at the event had a coconut head.

by ShinyLongLegs October 27, 2018

Fancy the coconut

When you fancy the coconut, you've done something extremely wrong.

"I totally had sex with your girlfriend"
"You just had to fancy the coconut, didn't you?!"

by IWillNeverTell August 7, 2012

Coconut wireless

Hawaiian way of gossiping

Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless

by JBoog Aramark October 18, 2013