invisible cheeseburgers

The up and down, side to side jaw movement side affect of being high cocain.

check out this cokehead over here, eaten up all the invisible cheeseburgers!

by mr.boston February 28, 2008

dirty cheeseburgers

The smell of body odor.

Katey, you should take a shower after working out because you smell like a bunch of dirty cheeseburgers!

by kinkasaur October 4, 2006

Wisconsin cheesecurd

When you get analy probed by someone dressed up as an alien that probes you with a crutch and fills you with cheese.

Slayer analy probed a kid at the skatepark. The kid felt like a hot mozzarella stick when slayer was done. This is the Wisconsin cheesecurd.

by Yeetadeet May 5, 2019

Spicy Cheese Curl

When a person with a cheesy foreskin pulls it back and allows a willing participant to suck and clean the cheese away from the head. The result is a unit that is left shiny and clean.

I offered my girl a spicy cheese curl last night. I came way feeling clean and I think she appreciated being able to help me maintain such good hygiene.

by Durka Durka Mohammed al Smith January 15, 2022

cheeseburger and coffee

Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")

Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee

by i love alis pin dick July 20, 2010

Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

cheeseburger tribute

buying an extra cheeseburger from a fast food outlet, at lunchtime to give to a well respected senior colleague.

"ive been to the burger place. here's your cheeseburger tribute."

by the_jim May 12, 2014