A small red headed man who is very hairy and does not where any clothes and when you are least expecting it, will hop out of the bushes, tear off ur clothes, put you in downward dog and then put his hands between ur ass cheeks and clap for 25 seconds and then finish it off by putting his pinky in ur ass while seeing if ur taint is ticklish.
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A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.
Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.
by The JoshMeister101 June 8, 2009
Get the one cheek sneak mug.This is basically the same meaning as "Kiss my ass." This phrase is pretty much an extension of that phrase with rearranging and an extra word.
by Asshole Bullshit August 13, 2004
Get the kiss an ass cheek mug.Tongue-in-cheek is a term used to refer to humor in which a statement is not meant to be taken seriously, but its lack of seriousness is subtle.
Nonetheless beware of jackasses trying to use it as an out-of-jail card sometimes when they fuck up and say some' stupid they really meant.
Nonetheless beware of jackasses trying to use it as an out-of-jail card sometimes when they fuck up and say some' stupid they really meant.
The night before: "If you get us some T or G we can fuck all night, do any horrible things you wanna do".
The following morning: "Hey baby! I was just being "tongue-in-cheek" with that text I sent you yesterday. Just fucking around. Hope you're well. Later.."
The following morning: "Hey baby! I was just being "tongue-in-cheek" with that text I sent you yesterday. Just fucking around. Hope you're well. Later.."
by dhoyos October 19, 2008
Get the Tongue-in-cheek mug.When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"
John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!
by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007
Get the suck my left butt- cheek mug.a saying used when someone kisses you, meaning that you will never wash their spit off your jaw because it is PRECIOUS to you.
by francesca papayano September 20, 2003
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