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Casual American 

Extra cool, college educated people who are interested in interesting things. They rock a timeless style made up of wardrobe staples like dark jeans, brown leather boots, fitted white v-neck t-shirts and cardigans. The casual american is unique from preps and hipsters and are often misconstrued as pretentious.

Tendencies of a casual american include:
National Geographic reading,
Porch sitting,
ice tea drinking out of mason jars,
loving animals (especially dogs),
listening to good music,
often have tattoos,
Love of Ayn Rand's The Fountainhead,
enjoy the arts and science and all things knowledge,
Habitual watchers of Jeopardy,
Judge by intelligence not race,
Frequently dabbles in recreational drug use - but nothing too hard core,
Enjoys nature and all of its beauty,
Simple exterior, complex interior,
hate talking about politics,
enjoy good craft beer as well as a forty
"Be a casual american"

Girl One: "Look at Emilie, she is so pretentious over there reading the Paris Review in her JCrew cardigan."
Girl Two: "And is she smoking a Parliament??"
Girl Three: "She is and she's such a casual american."
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casual life shitting 

When you've become so close with someone that you can shit on each other's lives without anyone taking offense.
My brother and I are so close that casual life shitting has become completely normal in my house.

Casual Makeout 

(v.)(n.) a makeout session that includes no emotion and is purely just for fun or used to make someone else jealous.
Would you like to have a Casual Makeout?

My ex is over there and I need the confidence boost.
Casual Makeout by FORDTORUSISLAME August 28, 2016

casual queef

When you have a queef, perhaps by accident or possibly just lazy.
Not your show quality queef
"That was a casual queef"
casual queef by Show quality June 28, 2016

casual club

The people (usually friends) who will casually exchange affections with you and others in the group if you ask. The level of affection can vary from cuddling, kissing or sex. The level of intensity usually depends on the willingness and trust agreed to.
"I am in the 'casual club' with -name-"
"Whenever I crave affection I just ask someone in my casual club"
casual club by tisFate January 6, 2017

casual caleb 

A vary short in divudual
casual caleb by Aids in a jar January 28, 2017

casual boyfriend 

Someone you do all the boyfriend things with but aren't officially a "boyfriend" label yet. You keep your options open and if something better comes a long you don't feel bad cause it's mutual
where you going tonight? Oh just my casual boyfriends house.