craft room

A place where pre-menopausal women go to assemble substitutions for an enjoyable sex life after 40. The shambled, disheveled appearance of the room is a metaphor for the wreck they once called a love life. This phase is a precursor to Crazy Cat Lady. Avoid anything other than hookups with his type

Guy 1: Yo I heard you you hooked up with some tail last night at the pub.

Guy 2: Yeah, but she had a craft room so I had to bust up outta there.

Guy 2: Woah! I'm surprised she didn't try to get you to change chandelier.
That chick has a craft room. She clearly sucks at relationships.
by Dickshunharry October 8, 2014
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craft creeper

An older guy who thinks it makes him "hip" to drink Craft beer. They usually "Creep" around younger people with their IPAs. They are out spoken about how cool Craft beers are and think this makes them seem "cool" and "younger" when in reality they are just creepy old guys.
Look at that old Craft Creeper bothering the girls at the bar.
by Captain know it all December 2, 2022
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Craft

It's an acronym for "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing".
When you can't seem to remember what happened that night.

Man 1: "Man, you were so fucked up last night, remember when you beat up that stripper?"

Man 2: "Duude, I'm craft. I can't believe I did that!"
by Dr.Stray September 8, 2016
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