A Brian is usually a middle aged man that is from England and is fully bald and wears thick rim rectangular glasses and watches football like it is a religion he definitely voted to leave the EU and hates kids and will do anything to stop having fun
by LittleLoco11 August 5, 2020
Get the Brian mug.He is a cute Mexican skater who wears all black. He has black slip-on Vans, and has a way with the ladies. He turns in his homework on time, and goofs off with is homies. He wears a Thrasher sweatshirt, and man is he hot. Of course all your friends but your bestie moons over him. It's his face. And of course, he has a crush on your friend! Duh!
(True story about Brian)(I know a kid named Brian and just described him!!)(story below told by my bestie)
i was in 1st and 2nd period, and Brian trys to whisper something in my ear.
so I tell him "I can't hear out of that ear"
and he replies with "why"
so I told him "My friend made me deaf in that ear"
"Was it that crazy girl in Color Guard?" he said
"My friend has a name ya know" I said
He replied with "What's her name then"
"Christi"
He then said "well tell her that if she does it again, me and her will never have a chance, actually, we aren't gonna have a chance because she already did, and I did not have feelings for her anyway"
"I didn't ask if you liked her, and why would you think of having a relationship with her, what if she hated your guts? Plus who do you like anyway??" I said
He then finished with "Umm... I need to get back to work"
(True story about Brian)(I know a kid named Brian and just described him!!)(story below told by my bestie)
i was in 1st and 2nd period, and Brian trys to whisper something in my ear.
so I tell him "I can't hear out of that ear"
and he replies with "why"
so I told him "My friend made me deaf in that ear"
"Was it that crazy girl in Color Guard?" he said
"My friend has a name ya know" I said
He replied with "What's her name then"
"Christi"
He then said "well tell her that if she does it again, me and her will never have a chance, actually, we aren't gonna have a chance because she already did, and I did not have feelings for her anyway"
"I didn't ask if you liked her, and why would you think of having a relationship with her, what if she hated your guts? Plus who do you like anyway??" I said
He then finished with "Umm... I need to get back to work"
Me- OMG BRIAN'S HAIR LOOKS SO FLUFFY!!!
My friend- umm... how??
Me- he was messing up his hair and i stuck straight up and looked fluffy"
My friend- O-Kay then..
Me- don't judge me
My friend- already have
Me- you like a kid with poodle hair
My friend- and you like Brian that-
Me- hot adorable gorgeous handsome devil... who has tamed hair??
My friend- skater who has a crush on me
Me- *Cries*
My friend *With a devilish smile*- get recked kid
Me- at least is smile makes me melt like a Popsicle
My friend- umm... how??
Me- he was messing up his hair and i stuck straight up and looked fluffy"
My friend- O-Kay then..
Me- don't judge me
My friend- already have
Me- you like a kid with poodle hair
My friend- and you like Brian that-
Me- hot adorable gorgeous handsome devil... who has tamed hair??
My friend- skater who has a crush on me
Me- *Cries*
My friend *With a devilish smile*- get recked kid
Me- at least is smile makes me melt like a Popsicle
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Get the Brian mug.Brian is an extremely tall guy and pretty skinny. He has brown hair, brown eyes, and is pretty athletic. Almost every girl find's him cute. He is almost always wearing striped shirts. He is very generous, honest, and sincere. Although Brian pretends to be innocent, he laughs at all dirty jokes and is a master of that's what she said. He sometimes REEEEEEEEEEEEEs too hard and makes the lunch teachers stare at your table. A pretty epic guy to have on your side.
by YESDADDY13 October 6, 2018
Get the Brian mug.He doesn't care about his grades all he cares is about money and women. Dispite that, he is kind woth cute girls. If you are in his gang tough luck there is always a fight for nonsense. He shouts alot. Dispite his negative traits, he can get a girl with his blue eyes and his stare.
Brian is cool.
by Truthguy12 June 15, 2019
Get the Brian mug.Brian is a cocky chubby boy who thinks he knows it all he’s always trying to help his friends out and is always doing everything for them he’s smart but can make dumb decisions sometimes He always Brags A lot.
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