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Monkey's Blowjob

You hang upside down using your legs on a bar while your partner has their dick ready to be sucked. You grab his waist to force his dick into your upside down mouth. Staying upside down for long isn't a good idea so make sure you take breaks every time after he cums. This probably improves leg strength?
Bob: Oh hey dude my GF just gave me a Monkey's Blowjob!
Walter: Damn her legs must be pretty strong
Bob: Hell yeah they are
Walter: Thigh guy.
by SomeInternetDweeb May 8, 2023
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blowjob o'clock

it is a designated time in the day, 8:39pm, that a guy or guys will receive a blowjob
by gizmoyaya February 1, 2014
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jalapeno blowjob

When a person, typically a female, prepares salsa containing jalapeno peppers subsequently performs felacio using their hand and the oil gets onto the penis. Thereby inducing a burning sensation on both the penis and the mouth of the blow-job giver.
My wife made a great salsa, but i got a jalapeno blowjob later that night and had to take a shower to make the burn stop.
by Drewski Laflair June 15, 2017
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elephant blowjob

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant
Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job
by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014
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Frozen Blowjob

The act of fellatio being administered with a mouthful of ice; crushed or cubed is fine.
Tell me, when was the first time you received a frozen blowjob?
by Utsi Schissenhausen March 1, 2012
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Blowjob Blinders

The inability of a male to recognize that his significant other is crazy because he is engaging in regular intercourse or receiving oral sex from said significant other.
John: Why does he stick with her even though she keyed his car?
David: It's because he has Blowjob Blinders.
by T-Puppy November 21, 2019
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