1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.
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*appocalypse ish setting*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*
Person 1: I had some bologna today
Person 2: ya I bet you did haha *shoots person 1 directly in the head*
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I was crushing my side peace and rather than get caught in the trap I banged out the ol' Lebanon bologna. Baby got a treat when she woke up.
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