How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.

“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”

by glxcious January 19, 2024

Back in Battery

Originally an artillery term for a gun which has completed its recoil/postfiring cycle and is ready to fire again. Common usage now is 'ready to go,' or recovered. Also seen as 'Back to Battery.'

"I set my hair on fire last night, but five hours' rack time and I'm back in battery."

by blade-the-dog February 5, 2024

low on battery

When the battery level of your phone, tablet, computer or any battery-operated electronic toy or game is lower than it should be. In some electronic toys, low battery power can cause the sounds on the sound chip to decrease in speed and pitch, which is a sign that the battery needs to be replaced as soon as possible, preferably before it drains completely or even starts to leak.

A: Does anyone have a AAA battery?
B: Why?
A: My calculator is running low on battery.

by bluestinger66 May 5, 2023

low battery power

20% battery or less

Low battery power on your phone can automatically turn on battery saving mode, or when the low battery alert appears, you will have to turn battery saving mode on manually.

by bluestinger66 May 7, 2023

Baghdad battery

When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.

While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!

by NoMoreShabuShabu May 13, 2023

AAA battery

A person who is Asexual, Aromantic and Autistic

They call me an AAA battery cause i'm Asexual, Aromantic and Autistic

by starrs_above November 29, 2023

BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.

Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021