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Andrewism

Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 3, 2023
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Andrew

Andrew is the best person you will ever meet,He will change your life completely for the best.Take you from nothing to something.He cares for everyone and doesnt have time for people who treat his loved ones badly and will dight for what he believes in.He cares so much he may seem angry at you for doing silly little things,but its because he knows you he can read you like an open magazine and wants to care for you.he is strong and handsome.he is incredible cool and has so much talent.Andrew can and will turn lives around and cannot help but make people fall in love with him.
Person one:who is that
Person two:it is andrew he changed my life and my asshole
by b3Anzstigwood November 26, 2021
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Andrew

The literal GOAT in any relationship. He will always have your back and is the nicest guy to be around. Once you meet him, he will be a friend you treasure for life. He's also the funniest guy wherever he goes and will make you laugh till you actually cannot breathe. Talented, athletic, good-looking, smart, funny, caring: what more could you want?
Is that THE Andrew? Thank you God for sending this cutie to please my eyes.
by Ay-Ay-Ronnie March 3, 2021
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Andrew

Andrew is a boy(usually) who likes to be with the boys. Normal a person named Andrew loves to play xbox and usually ends up screaming at the TV calling people charcoal. Andrews are very insecure deep down and has to go back to an ex for security. Andrews are very loud and outgoing but still reserved and funny. Andrews do not pull much ladies but always will talk to them.
by Mysterio007 July 14, 2020
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Andrew

Someone who promises things but never does them. He is a crying bitch who is a huge simp and sucks off one person. He ditches his friends to play with random people in which he tells all his info to them. He calls himself bi and is suicidal but never admits it.
andrew has fucked my girlfriend
by Buggggz September 6, 2020
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Andrew

Andrew is an idiot. He is very stupid and always poops himself. He is a dumb liar and treats his friends and gf like crap.
Andrew is so dumb.
by flashynasty May 10, 2020
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Andrew

The biggest goob you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to ever meet one, you know he will be in your life forever. He is the most loveable and most amazing human being you will ever meet. A wiz in the sheets and a babe on the streets, he will make you smile and laugh without even trying. Andrew is the person you will permanently tattoo on your body because that’s how much you will live him.
God, I’m not even religious but fuck I’ve been blessed by having an Andrew Sweet in my life
by Goofiestgoob123 February 14, 2023
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