It's a Long Story

Something said by some one when they don't actually want to tell you what happened.

Person #1 - So where were you yesterday?!

Person #2 - It's a Long Story...

by me218 September 25, 2008

Alonis

A nice girl until she fucking steals your Samsung smart fridge

Nick- "Alonis stole my samsung smart fridge"

by AhMy June 10, 2019

shuff-a-long

The teenagers in a high school hallway who always happen to be walking right in front of you...VERY SLOWLY. Typically when you are on your way to a major class.

Greg: Sorry, Miss Piontek! I would've made it to English class faster if I wasn't stuck behind a herd of shuff-a-longs.

by Sapphy May 4, 2009

Alondra

Alondra is usually Funny And Cute. Sings Good and Lives in Virginia. The Realest Person out There. Fakes a smile sometimes But Is The best To Talk Too. Likes Sleeping, If you Meet a Alondra Your lucky !

“John did you see Alondra yesterday? She’s a Beatuy and is Funny !!!

by JuneVIP November 17, 2018

home alone special

A large cheese pizza that you plan on consuming entirely by yourself.

"My bitch is out for the night, so I snagged a 12 pack and a home alone special."

by l3lizz4rd July 7, 2005

Alona

(1) A common name both in Slavic regions (Ukraine, Russia and others) and in Israel. Its popularity in Israel probably stems from Israel's high population of Russian/ Ukrainian immigrants.

-- Originally a Greek name (derived from the name Ἑλένη – Helénē).

Can also be loosely translated from a Hebrew word 'Alon' referring to the oak tree.
Translation: Oak(a)

(2) A name of a mountain in Greece.

Man: "Yo, beautiful what's your name?"
Alona: "It's Alona."
Man: "That's what I do when I go to the bank!"
Alona: *face palm*

Man2: "Alona, I named a mountain in Greece for you!"
Alona: "You're still not getting laid."

by RJester July 5, 2010

forever alone

an individual who will never have a boyfriend/girlfriend and will NEVER get married, most likely spend most of there time on the internet or making faces and or noises to themselves. this person will prob have one real friend and die with 32 cats.

omg shanaynay, shes soooo forever alone

by shalyabee August 3, 2011