ALFIE

Absolute weird

ALFIE is such an ALFIE

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Alfie smith

He’s the funniest mother fucker you will in the world make any situation better and all round grate guy

Alfie smith is very funny

by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022

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Alfie

A fucking pussy with blond hair

Alfie is a cunt

by Declan antony ogara January 5, 2022

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Alfie

A man who runs on packet.
He is obsessed with it and will look in your toaster, fridge and behind the fridge for it.
He is a bad chavvey

Have you seen alfie? he just ripped out all his hair cos he ran out of packet!!!!
He is a bad Chavvey!!

by LocalGeary January 5, 2022

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Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.

Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.

by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022

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