I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

Lmao i aint no custodian

When someone tells tou to pick up something but on the deadlocs you don't want to

Occonel: pick that bag up
Bonathanos:lmao i aint no custodian

by jewslayer42069 March 11, 2019

Aint It Great

When you are no longer allowed to say "Must Be Nice", Due to Feelings being hurt, and boxes of tissues being used. You create another saying to discreetly mask "It Must Be Nice".

SGT Toughskin in uniform at 1230: How are you PFC Thinskin?
PFC Thinskin in civilians: Doing good, This schedule of 3 on and 4 off really sucks.
SGT Toughskin: "Aint It Great", I have to work 5 days with 2 days off.

by Walk a mile in my shoes KID! March 17, 2020

Aint that a ride on the mule

ain't that a ride on the mule is an expression used when someone is talking nonsense

Or isn't this a ride on the mule is used when something is going slow cause mules are slow

Henry: did you know when you taste hot sauce your head explodes

You: aint that a ride on the mule (than back this up with evidence) optionally

You: isn't this a ride on the mule
Henry: yeah this is pretty slow

by Yale historian July 5, 2021

this town aint big enough for the both of us

when u need to shoot down ur homie because the town just aint big enough

PERSON 1: this town aint big enough for the both of us, pardner
PERSON 2: (gets shot)

by madokamagicafan069 May 18, 2023

these hoes aint loyal

u thought it was over.. heh.

"these hoes aint loyal bro"
"on god"

by asxbnjhgfdsxcvbn April 22, 2024

aintness

the feeling of nobleness and respect.
the feeling of imminent country swang in texas

it could also be used as a cussing alternative

aintness guy cool! or he is a very just and aintness judge

by marcusssssy April 8, 2021