An awesome outdoor party stunt. With a can of beer in one hand, you drop your pants and drawers so you are bare-assed. Crumble a piece of toilet paper and wedge the ball between your ass cheeks. Leave a 6 foot trailer of TP that leads from your ass to the a few feet behind you, like the smoke trail of an airplane. Next have a friend light the very end of the trail (closest to the ground) on fire. Start running around the yard/party area while your friends count how many seconds it takes for your ass to start feeling the heat! The longest time denotes a clear winner! The line of fire shooting from your ass looks like an airplane diving with its engines a blaze!
by Mikiedice May 23, 2013
Get the Flight of the Phoenixmug. Typically very intelligent person and a great athetle; a Phoenix Kings is respected by all and is looked to by all their peers for leadership and guidance. A Phoenix King is someone who knows what they want in life and exactly how to get it. While some may see them as vain and arrogant, everyone secretly envys them and wants to be like them.
Person 1: "You see that guy over there? There's something I can't stand about him, but I also feel the urge to follow him at the same time"
Person 2: "Duh Bro! That dude is a Phoenix King"
Person 2: "Duh Bro! That dude is a Phoenix King"
by Memeoneandonly August 7, 2017
Get the phoenix kingmug. sex position where in a man in doggy style holds both your wrists behind your back and bends over you to burn you with a lit ciggerete that he holds in his mouth while you flap your elbows like wings, in excruciating pain.
by O'bhlmi May 27, 2021
Get the flying phoenixmug. by Missy Burlington May 17, 2019
Get the shit-phoenixmug. A curious baby or person who eats avocado for the first time with his fists in the air, mimicking a phoenix rising from the ashes.
Person 1: Check out that super cute baby over there eating avocado for the first time. He looks excited.
Person 2: He looks so excited, that little Guaquin Phoenix
Person 2: He looks so excited, that little Guaquin Phoenix
by Not_Eric_1985 October 26, 2018
Get the guaquin phoenixmug. by san.toryu March 26, 2021
Get the Marco The Phoenixmug. Downing a bottle of Pepto Busmoul on Friday after work. Then drinking rot gut and eating only extremely spicy food for all your meals. Then come Monday down a bottle of laxatives, and destroy the communal toilet while at work.
by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016
Get the Angry phoenixmug.