Mummy Buddy

When a guy and his bestfriend put both their dicks in one condom to have have sex with the others girlfriend/wife

Chad: Bro me and Xan did a mummy buddy on his girl
Rest of the Frat house: Bro no way!!

by Jesus Sins October 02, 2020

mummy fisting

When a girl is so dry it is like trying to fist a mummified corpse.

Jake: So what happened last night with that bird?
James: nothing good, all I got was an aching arm after mummy fisting for 5 minutes

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom

NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy

by Callmedaddy42 December 05, 2020

Mummy harderrrr

it means....oh you thought this was dirty yiu pervert go get a life

Why would you search Mummy harderrrr

by yourlocalfatdog October 01, 2022

Land Rover Mummy

An Equestrian Mum in her 30s to 40s who loves to brag about how amazing her children are at Horseriding , this woman wears jodhpurs, knee high equestrian socks and dubarry slip on loafers even though she hasn't sat on a horse in about 10 years. Accessories include yappy Jack Russell with Cath Kidston dog jacket and leather lead, chewing gum, oversized Gucci Sunglasses and latest iPhone. BEWARE this woman cannot reverse her brand new Ifor Williams 511 horsebox so she loudly looks for assistance off the 'little man'

Oh no here comes the bitchy Land Rover Mummy she's here to judge us!

by Ginger Cash March 01, 2024

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy

Gordon the tank engine went to Disneyland with ur mom and then they went to the toilet and then to the bed without ur dads knowledge.

Yummy mummy ate a yummy mummy with urmom.

by Kangaroo boi March 22, 2022

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

I’m going to prove that my Mamamoo mummy is proud of me I love them

by syafinaz? October 22, 2023