daring mouse

When somebody sticks their fist inside a vagina and pulls it out to look around, thus being "daring"
Last night, I was trying to give the daring mouse, but my fist wouldn't fit.
by nyx August 25, 2012
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Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.
Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.
by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021
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mouse on a tramp

Spread your ballsack wide and then flop your cock up and down, like a mouse on a trampoline.
Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.
by Aug dawg November 25, 2013
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Slip of the Mouse

When, on the computer, you go to click on a file, page or button and accidentally click on the one next to it resulting in loss of work.
Example 1:
I'm really sorry I meant to press save but instead I pressed don't save, it was an honest Slip of the Mouse.
Example 2:
Damn, I made a Slip of the Mouse I meant to heal but I cast a spell, now I'm all out of mana.
by Smoffie Bluester May 25, 2009
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Mouse Crack

Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!
Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.
by ApricotFoxx September 02, 2019
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Mouse Man

A small man who live inside your computer mouse and gets aroused whenever you use the mouse.
I heard intense moaning from my Mouse Man after i got 10 cps.
by shortgiraffe024 August 31, 2020
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Weasel Mouse

A game which involves a weasel and a mouse in which the mouse is on a tether and the weasel must jump to catch the mouse. Extra points for high jumps.
I was playing Weasel Mouse and got the weasel to jump about three feet in the air!
by alexb5 May 17, 2022
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