Tub munching

1) A person who enjoys eating fast food while in the bath or shower.

2)OR Eating while taking a bath or shower on a short time frame so they don't have to do it later..

"I was tub munching after the concert so I didn't have to eat later"

"I always end a long day by tub munching

by Heart eater June 24, 2016

Munchy Munch

A nondescript meaningless word used in an attempt to insault someone.

People who have a trident tattooed on there arms are so munchy munch

Anyone who disagress with me is a munch.

by Saucie Slinger October 20, 2018

jungle munch

A Jungle Munch is when you're giving cunnilingus to a girl with a particularly large patch of pubic hair.

"Bro you have something in your teeth"
"Yeah, just finished the old Jungle Munch"

by Gggg999hhh October 8, 2017

Dick Munch

One who munches upon dicks.

Susan kept on eating my dick, therefore he earned his name as dick munch susan.

by kno3 March 29, 2008

Cock Munching

when ur penis is in someones mouth all the time

why are u cock munching me bro

by JahBandzz March 7, 2019

anus munch

Munching on an anus.

"D00d! that guy totally anus munched her ass! He's a sicko!"

by Fogly March 4, 2009

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith May 13, 2005