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Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry
by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017
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Buritto Sized Mummy

Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.
I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy
by Nico415 July 30, 2010
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Mummy

How one refers to a divine, guiding light in their life such as gaynor
I am sad mummy Gaynor isn’t in today :(
by popegaynor June 30, 2022
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Professional Mummy

A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.
She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.
by Sah_2016 May 30, 2020
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Mummy

Mummy or Mum is the most beautiful, godly, wonderful, euphoric, weird, great cook, cuddler, kisser, snuggler, sharer in the world! I love my mum to bits x
by Madison Butler January 23, 2019
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Yummy mummies

The craziest, best friends you could ask for. The yummy mummies will always be there whether it's to talk about something serious or to watch your harry styles post you send the groupchat at 4am. You can have the best Christmas while giving the worst piece of shit gifts <3 having a monster can covered shit tree with a can of beans under it was an unforgettable night. Ilygsm
A CAN OF BEANS UNDER THE YUMMY MUMMIES

TREE!??!?!?!
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sweet mummy

the act of wrapping a fruit-by-the-foot around a males penis. and proceeding to eat it off of the fallus. the act of wrapping it is similar to that of wrapping a mummy.
I gave my boyfriend a sweet mummy for his birthday.
by hotsasserking69 April 11, 2025
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