michael polansky

THE LEGEND WHO IS F IN LADY GAGA

Michael polansky is a lucky man.

by MySillyBillyDefinitions January 24, 2023

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael

A cute,handsome,rich guy who you can have as a friend/lover. he cuddles you and give you sweets and stuff when you're on your period. he is boyfriend material. he looks very innocent and is very dirty in bed. he is mostly horny but doesn't show it.he mostly loves people whos names start with B,L,O,S and I.he has been in many relatoinships before but never really enjoyed them.

girl1:OMG is that Michael
girl2:he is sooo cute
girl3:ikr,i wish he was mine
boy1:but he is with L
girl3:she so lucky

by naomi_LuLu January 28, 2023

Michael Motorcycle

A man who single handedly changed my point of view on life and the world with his music.

Have you heard that new song by Michael Motorcycle on YouTube and Spotify?! It was amazing, he made another great song.

by sexysisterfister February 2, 2023

michael

DONT LEAVE ME HERE MICHAEL

MICHAEL HELP ME

by epic timmy jimmy February 6, 2023

Michael Saucing

A prank pulled on a close friend, when you take your friend's semen and impregnate another woman with it during intercourse without her knowledge.

"If you keep Michael Saucing all of these women aI will run out of money paying child support!"

by Runmo February 17, 2023

Michael

My world the best ass face and beautiful husband ever

I love you Michael

by Beabadoobee011 October 10, 2023