Talking to the turkey

Oral sex on a woman.

Man, I was talking to the turkey and she farted, that was such a turn on.

by Nullos November 11, 2011

Sperm Talk

When someone is completely lying and trying to talk themselves up

Joe: "I just hit my 6-leg parlay and I'm rich now"
Lynzie: "Sperm Talk

by stwingey January 8, 2024

Talking niffish

When your talking so much bollocks and being so moist to the point you sound like nifemi O.

‘bro shush your just talking niffish, pattern up’

by configurationcov May 24, 2025

secondhand talking

When you want to talk to somebody, but chicken out and end up talking to your friend near them in the hopes that they'll be eavesdropping.

"I really wanted to talk to Lyle about the game last Friday, but my nerves took over."

"So, what did you do?"

"I ended up secondhand talking to him through Lisa. I sure hope he was listening."

by Shy Problems January 22, 2014

Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.

"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.

by Cynical non-American March 31, 2022

Talking Shit

Someone talking trash about everyone and everything .

"You know keisha with six kids ? Her babys dad don't pay child support .. I know im " Talking shit" girl lol

by Kat411 June 20, 2023

Talking points

You're not actually starting a movement though...

Hym "I mean... I was critical of you guys 1 time and for a week straight everyone went on and on about the redpill being dead and I've literally trapped Jordan Peterson in the izanami, I mean.... You both just kind of regurgitate the same talking points over and over. If I get credit for anything, I immediately become the most accomplished man (of which) any of you have even heard. This takes me back to my point about

✌️✊️✌️The Work✌️✊️✌️ It's a euphemism. An amorphous abstraction that LITERALLY means nothing. You just don't like the ease with which I've surpassed your level of achievement. I said I was so much better that you that I could just type random shit into the internet and I was right. The night that Kevin died was the night that I said exactly that 'I didn't think I was better than anyone' BAM. Deceased. Probably entirely coincidental. And then I was like 'Hohoho I'm a literal walking Death Note.' So, no. You're a dork with a studio and I'M the one with the movement. My work has been cited by mainstream intellectuals who kids I've insulted. Greatest mind of our time. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2023