penis leach

another word for cock sucker,or ball licker etc...

dude daniel you are such a penis leach

by evan February 26, 2004

Punjabi Penis

Punjabi penis. The Punjabi penis is as large as their food. The Punjabi penis is always erect whether around women, men, or cows. Punjabi's are not secretive about their penises, they walk and swim in public in the nude allot.

EX 1:Cant find a towel in the shower? just walk out with your big Punjabi Penis and get one.
EX 2: dad my privates hurt. Dad: OK. lets have a look.
EX 3: Guys the 10 of us should go swimming. Person 2: ok. (Everybody strips and jumps in a lake)

by PenisRater October 6, 2013

Penis-in-a-box

When a male wears boxers and their penis pops out of the hole when they walk around with a boner.

Dude:dude, i had a boner watching underworld and got up to go get a drink, bad idea.
OtherDude:why?
Dude:cause it was a penis-in-a-box waiting to happen.
OtherDude: o shit! good thing i wasn't there!

by DaRTH TaNK June 3, 2006

Jew Penis

A very small penis belonging to a Jew. All Jews carry a Jew penis, there is no such thing as a Jew with a "Godzilla Cock." A Jew Penis is somewhere between a skittle and half a Vienna Sausage. Today's leading scientists have proved that 100% of all Jewish males are under 5 1/2 inches.
Jew Jew'd Jews

Wow dude, that kid over there with the Jew Fro has a Jew Penis. His boyfriend must be pissed.

by ChristianK April 25, 2007

Penis Brie

Smegma, Knob Cheese, Cock Cheddar, Prong Gouda.

How come my helmet is covered with Penis Brie?

by Marty from Oz November 25, 2003

penis tuck

The act of pushing the erect penis up towards the stomach and placing the end of the penis under the underwear elastic band, belt or other form of clothing which goes around the wast. The purpose is to hide the erection from view of others. Most commonly preformed before standing up.

I had a erection, so I used the old penis tuck. Problem solved

by Tomt32 January 20, 2008

The Penis Kingdom

In 1455 Year of Our Lord, there was a vassal ruled by the Vaganians known as the Penis Kingdom. It was founded long ago by Sack-Sons, but back then they were a bunch of total dumbasses and they couldn't read or write. And thus, they could not record history. The capital city was Fukuoka, in the year 1455, and by then the city was flourishing with drug dealers, sex clubs, and porn shops. Something interesting about the city was it was built on a peculiar landform called "The Dick of God" and was surrounded entirely by the Yellow Sea. Their king was none other than Duce Hirohitler XIV, who was known as a notorious flaming homosexual. Alas, our knowledge ends at this point, as the trail ends there. However, what has become of the Penis Kingdom is said to be located in the German mainland, after the Migration of 1865. There, they live under a new name. They live under the name of the Neo Nazis.

The Penis Kingdom is often referred to as "Nazi Germany" when in actuality, it is "The Penis Kingdom"

by The Penistriker February 2, 2010