Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
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Michael

An amazingly strange and smart individual. Has a very unique personality and is pretty easy to get along with. He sometimes likes to argue with you, but that's just his way of having fun. Great with art and poetry. Very easy going and laid back, living, caring, just like an adorable teddy bear. Helps out with problems but knows when its appropriate to just listen. Loves to help out the people he cares about and spends too much of his time on the ones close to his heart. He's a very forgiving person, but god help you if you piss him off. Revenge is part of his nature. And he's very good at exacting it. Either he'll love you or he'll hate you. There is no in between. And it's always better to be on his loving side, cause he can really f*ck you up if you aren't.
Michael is always there for you!

Who's that guy? It must be Michael, he's awesome!
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When you first meet Michael you'll be slightly intimidated by his resting bitch face, but soon you'll discover how funny and sweet he is. He has the cutest smile on earth and it brightens everyone's day. He has pretty eyes and a perfect body-everyone wants Michael. He gives the best bear hugs and is such a funny guy. He generally likes video games, music and sports. Every day you're friends with him, you learn more and more about how lovely he is. He is angelic and must be protected at all costs (but he's a bitch if he hates you)
person 1: oh look its Michael!

person 2: i hope he notices me

person 3: im wet
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Michael is very controlling and Smart he sees all the dumb in people even when they don't know
Michael: He's dumb

His friend: Bro HOW?
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Always Has A Bigger Cock Than Dylan
'Did you see Michaels dick?'

'Yeah it's huge'
'Even bigger than dylans'
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Michael is a god and a gods father and is a absolutely amazing guy who is very big and sexy he also makes everyone satisfied which his massive cock his cock is so big that it extends on past the limits of space he is also addicted to nicotine and weed he is a very loyal guy tho and make all the women wet asf and all of his close friends love him very much also anyone in his family are gods
Girl1 Michael is so hot

Girl2 omg yes we fucked last night his dicks amazing
Boy1 oh Michael me and him a really close I love that guy
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