Little Coffee Bean

A term of endearment/pet name; similar to “little girl” or “little one”.

“How is my little coffee bean today?”

by bohemianbee February 8, 2021

Smart Price Beans

Lowest common denominator - Defined during some verbal exchanges amoung young professionals as being the easiest, lowest or least intellectual retort during a jokingly heated verbal exchange and can also often referred to as the "smart price tin of beans"

Glen: "That's it Smiffy, as always go for the lowest common denominator"
Smiffy: "*mocking hand action* blah blah blah, lowest common denominator as always you opt for your asda smart price beans comment when you have nothing more to say"
Glen: "typical Smiffy"

by miffysa July 13, 2010

Happy Bean Juice

When you make a mix of coffee beans, sugar, and water to make the Happy Bean Juice. It also is known as Zoom-Zoom Juice

Guy 1: Hey man you want some Happy bean juice and go on a jog and do some cocaine.
Guy 2: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY DID YOU KILL MY HUSBAND.

by PhoNyo May 2, 2020

Bean Bag Boobs

When the boobs are so big that they suffocate you like a bean bag chair.

"Stacy's bean bag boobs were so big that they almost poked me in the eye."

by stfuitzel November 21, 2017

big black bean

The act of a woman (or man) giving a black man a blowjob, then, right before climax, starts to suck his balls until they become swollen and his scrotum fills with excess sperm.

Guy #1: Bro my nuts are so swollen from the big black bean i just got from my girl

Guy #2: I just got the same from my man bro.

by Jerrys1269 March 20, 2017

Sweet corn beans!

Expression by Western people whenever they're surprised.

Sweet corn beans! I never realized that!

by A wild memer May 30, 2019

beans get babes

The act using beans to attract numerous amounts of hot girls.

"I want to ask a girl out, but I can't seem to get their attention." "Just make them some bean dip man." "Bean dip?" "Yeah, beans get babes."

by BurgerJones360 December 7, 2016