11 and a half feet

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

If 2 people 5 feet 9 inches tall stood on top of each other, that would make 11 and a half feet.

by gregben September 13, 2023

A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy

A good boy, a bad boy, a good bad boy, a half good half bad half boy is a boy that would never settle for you. Your best bet is to lower your expectations a few. Although you may think the love of your life only exists in your mind. Guess what... YOU'RE RIGHT!!

Madison: I just want a guy thats sweet. A guy thats tough. A feminist who likes to pay for stuff
Brooklyn: The kind of guy that'll get along with my friends w/o being attracted to any of them
Madison: A good boy!
Brooklyn: A bad boy!
Madison: A GOOD BAD BOY
Brooklyn and Madison: A HALF GOOD HALF BAD HALF BOY!!

Bo: You ladies needa settle down. A good boy; a bad boy; a good bad boy; a half good, half bad, half boy would never settle for YOU

by corey<333 May 13, 2022

Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

half-great-cousin-nephew

Half-first cousin’s grandson.

My half-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Half-way Dox

You find a person's address and personal info through the internet, but instead of spreading it on the internet like you would a dox, you use it for your own personal agenda.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Gary got Half-way Doxxed??"
Person 2: "Yeah! I hear he'll be in the hospital for weeks..."

by genuinebruhmoment June 17, 2020

Half Judied

The opposite of a male being half chubbed, the female is “half judied”.

“My boyfriends hot dad walked in from his work out and I instantly was half judied”

by Fakos September 15, 2022