Dirty node 

When an online order is unable to be found, and therefore is shorted.

"Damn, I couldn't find that Nike shirt. I suppose that's another dirty node."

"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"

Dirty node by YanCanLTD May 3, 2018

dirty jalapeno 

The act of going down to perform oral sex on a girl after being maced or pepper sprayed in the face.

The condition of the vagina after receiving oral sex from person who was previously maced in the face.

“My girl maced me when she was mad so I went down on her to apologize but ended up giving her a dirty jalapeno.”

dirty jalapeno by not_a_fan_of_mace February 4, 2018

Dirty Messinger 

When you haven't showered in between sex sessions with two different women in a 48 hour window, causing extreme odor and nausea

Carl gave Marissa the Dirty Messinger, poor girl almost barges when he dropped his pants

Dirty Messinger by Khaki Dan February 22, 2018

Dirty velma 

Eating a dog treat out of a nerdy girls vagina.

I'm still picking kibble out of my teeth, from the dirty velma I munched on for lunch.

Dirty velma by Bilge pump May 16, 2018

Dirty Chocolate Sundae 

A Dirty Chocolate Sundae is the act of a man shitting in the toilet, standing up after they've taken the shit, and jacking off— but only if they've ejaculated onto the shit in the toilet is it a Dirty Chocolate Sunday

Guy 1: I rubbed one out on the toilet and it turns out that the guy in the next stall heard everything.

Guy 2: I thought you said you had to take a dump.

Guy 1: I did. I made a Dirty Chocolate Sundae.

Dirty Chocolate Sundae by marblecup May 26, 2018

dirty chook 

Term in Australia for deep fried chicken, normally from KFC.

Person 1- “Wanna go get some dirty chook?”
Person 2- “yeah i’m in the mood for some KFC”

dirty chook by SlinkyJoe September 18, 2018

Dirty Putin 

A Russian style of having sex with a woman. You put the dick in one hole and balls in the other and fuck both at the same time. It doesn’t which goes in which hole.

Give her the good ole Dirty Putin! “Dick in one hole, balls in other, that is how I fuck your mother!”

Dirty Putin by Josh T. VanDuser September 12, 2018